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Jokes — Yes, I Know They’re Really Bad

Found this list of oldies the other day and I couldn’t resist posting them.

  • “Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says: Dam!”
  • “Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.”
  • “I went to seafood disco… and pulled a mussel.”
  • “A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: One beer for me, and one for the road.”
  • “A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says: I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
  • “An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids are nothing to look at either.”
  • “I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but couldn’t find any.”
  • “A dyslexic man walks into a bra.”
  • “Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: Does this taste funny to you?!”
  • “Two antennas met on the roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much but the reception was excellent.”

Sorry!!

TTFN!!

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