Archive for January, 2014

Meetings and Conference Calls…. SIGH!

Sunday, January 26th, 2014

businessmeetingA lot of you will know that my vocation is as a computer consultant.  Most of you will have no idea exactly what I do.  Even my kids and wife don’t really know what I do day in and day out and part of that is because as I go from client to client, job to job, I do different things.  Sometimes it heads down stare at a computer screen all day and never talk to anyone and just “doing stuff”, and others it’s seemingly endless face to face discussions with other consultants and the client.  Most times it’s somewhere in the middle.

One thing that irks me about all the different clients I’ve been at is the propensity to have meeting after meeting for no apparent reason.  Meetings get called for status updates, delegation of work, discussion of strategy, discussion of options, post-audits of what went wrong, and discussions of what went right.  I’m a doer and have very little patience for people who needs to hand-held through decisions and through the process of making them think *they* made the decision that I’m already running with 🙂  God’s teaching me that patience, slowly, I think, but there are days when I wonder if God’s “teaching” is falling behind my co-workers’ ability to think straight and make quick decisions.

Cisco 7936 IP Conference StationNow meetings can come in two forms — face to face, and conference calls.  Face to face meetings are great if you have all the people in the same location and you have something that needs to be decided quickly, but conference calls are good if you’ve got a team of people spread out over a distance that makes it impractical to get together for a face to face.  For instance, it makes no sense for me to travel an hour one way to have a 15 minute meeting and then travel back again.  This is much better served by a quick call with all the parties who have input and then you can move on. But conference calls in some places seem like a complete waste of time, and they usually are. I ran across TWO interesting pieces this past week of Conference Calls which both make similar points, which “Use conference calls when it’s appropriate and avoid them when it’s not!”

So here’s your action plan….

1) For a good laugh watch this video that lets you see what a conference call would be like if we behaved that way in a real meeting.

2) Now read Seth Godin’s blog post on “Conference Call Hygiene“.  I love his final point… “Almost all conference calls that involve more than five people are either a lazy choice or a show of power, and should be eliminated. If you want to talk, for sure, please pick up the phone and call me.”

3) Now, cancel all the conference calls you’ve scheduled and get some real work done 🙂

TTFN

Wednesday Weirdness – What’s Going On With The World?

Wednesday, January 22nd, 2014

Wolf-MoonI really can’t believe I’m writing this tonight, but too many “weird” emails and stories crossed my email tonight that I’d swear there was a full moon (for the record, tonight is actually a “waning gibbous” moon with 62% illumination, according to my phone app :)).

Help Wanted – Shop Here!… Please!

stack_of_booksFirst in my inbox was an email from a local Christian bookstore pleading for business.  I can’t say that I’ve ever seen any store send out an email of quite this type.  According to the email, the pre-Christmas ice-storm and the post-Christmas cold has left sales way down, and they’re looking for my help — to buy more stuff.

Now it may be true that sales are down, and that the weather has something to do with it, but it might also have something to do with a store that’s not meeting the needs of the customers and/or the prices of the competition.  I’ve ranted on this before, so I’m not going to do it again at this point, but the world of shopping has changed and it’s time the “Christian” retailers come to realize this and know they have to either compete or differentiate themselves in such as way to make we want to shop there.  Sending out emails guilting me into shopping there smacks of the January 1987 announcement from Oral Roberts which basically said “cough it up, or I die”.

Security for Clergy, but Not for Members

The second email came from a link list from a friend’s blog that cited an article on the CBC Website about United Church ministers wanting to unionize!  What?

The article wasn’t exactly clear (at least in my mind) about why the clergy wanted to unionize, but a quote from Nora Sanders, the general secretary of the United Church, said …

Church membership has declined by about 20 per cent since 2004 and that between 50 and 60 churches are closing every year. All of that is affecting job security for the clergy.

Rowan AtkinsonYa think?

So let’s solve the problem by unionizing.  Never mind that churches are closing and people leaving in droves because the church isn’t meeting their needs!  Never mind that the church is more interested in socialist ideology than it is in people spiritual well-being!!  Never mind that the United Church is going through a “we don’t even believe in Christ” phase (at least I pray it’s a phase)!!!

At least the last part of the article said something I think is true…

Rev. Janet Walker doesn’t think a union is necessary, though.

“If our focus is only on ourselves, we’re missing what our ministry is,” she said. “I guess that’s why, for me, I haven’t had an interest in looking at what this union is about. I’m more focused on what we can do for others.”

At least someone is half thinking anyway.

What’s Next?

I spend all day watching people try to solve problems and am amazed that so many time people run around looking at completely the wrong areas when the reality is that the solution is much simpler if they’d just sit and work out the cause and effect more carefully.  I really didn’t expect to come home and see the same thing in my email inbox.  Oh well.  It’s just one of those days, I guess.

Anyway, when I started this, I’m sure I’d seen more weird stuff tonight, but I’m afraid I’m so upset about these first two things I can’t remember what else I was going to rant about.  Oh well.  Maybe next time.

TTFN

Squirrel?  Where?

“Red Lobster-like” Garlic Cheese Biscuits

Wednesday, January 8th, 2014

Red Lobster is one of our family’s favourite restaraunts.  We just love the unlimited buscuits they serve.  These “Cheese Garlic Biscuits” are very similar, if not the same as those served at Red Lobster.  The original recipe came off Facebook from Jenn Abadie Scioneaux but I’ve modified it just slightly 🙂

Ingredients (recipe makes 1 dozen)

  • 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
  • 5 tablespoons butter
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese

For the Topping:

  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted, divided
  • 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
  • 1 teaspoon minced fresh parsley (or 1/4 teaspoon dried)

Directions:

  • Preheat oven to 450 degrees F (230 degrees C).
  • In a large bowl, sift together flour, salt and baking powder.
  • Cut in butter until mixture resembles coarse crumbs.
  • Make a well in the centre of flour mixture.
  • Add the milk and cheddar cheese; stir to combine.
  • Spoon the batter onto an ungreased baking sheet.
  • Bake in preheated oven for 12 to 15 minutes, until lightly browned.
  • While baking the biscuits, get the topping ready.
  • Mix together melted butter, garlic powder and parsley.
  • Remove the biscuits from the oven and immediately brush with the topping mixture.
  • Allow to cool for at least 5 minutes before serving.

Great Christian Resourses — And FREE!!!

Monday, January 6th, 2014

On the weekend I ran into an interesting website…. eChristianResources.  In the words of the author on his “About” page…

We exist to spread the word about FREE, quality, legal, electronic Christian resources that are available for download on the internet. Our mission is to aid people in their day-to-day walk with Jesus and to lead others to the Savior through the truths conveyed in these resources. We pray that the Lord will use the resources we share in the lives of our readers to glorify Him by exalting Christ.

Already through this site, I’ve gotten access to a bunch of free Beth Moore books and a free book from Dr. David Jeremiah and a commentary on John from R.C.Sproul.  And that’s just in two days!!!

I can’t wait to see what other stuff comes up, and there’s lots to review on the site already.

Enjoy!!

TTFN!